One of us wanted to title this post, "Which flame warrior are you?.
But after a heated short discussion, it was agreed that, really, that wouldn't be very nice, would it?
Not that we have ever, EVER (as in NEVER HAVE WE) behaved like anyone on the Flame Warrior roster of fame (or should that be shame?) ... But you know, there are times when it would be, um, fun, to, you know, slip into another identity.
Like the Rebel without a Clue:
Rebel Without a Clue's deep seated and infantile hostility to authority motivates his random and seemingly gratuitous attacks on list owners, Admins, Nannies or anyone else who attempts to maintain order and civility in discussion forums.
Or how about the Bliss Ninny:
Bliss Ninny doesn't understand why people just can't get along. While it is entirely unintentional, Bliss Ninny's utterly vacuous comments can drive the more pugnacious Warriors into a frenzy of aggression. Often in the heat of battle Bliss Ninny will discuss her cat.
Or the Rottweiller Puppy:
Rottweiler Puppy is clumsy, marginally articulate, unsteady in his often playful attacks, but anyone who cares to notice will see that one day he will be a fierce and powerful Big Dog. HINT: By showing some patience and kindness to Rottweiler Puppy in his formative stages prudent Warriors may gain a steadfast and formidable ally.
But you know, we're normally the Kung Fu Master and the Big Cat. Ahem. Aren't we all?