These Misfortune Cookies are too amazing! I know that the slightly dark messages aren’t going to be everyone’s cup of tea, but this is definitely the sense of humour that my friends and I share. The next time we’re having a Chinese take-out night, I’m definitely tossing one of these on everyone’s plate.
The fortune cookies serve to remind you how nice life can be as you are parted with your money; a reminder of the delicious meal you just ate. Cracking the cookie, you read the fortune inside: "You will die alone and poorly dressed." It's at that moment, when you are stunned and your friends laugh at you, that you realize you've been slipped a Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookie.